Things not to say when you are married

I've been on an unintentional blog fast- I cant seem to muster much of anything lately. In the meantime, this post was inspired by a marriage book- so I added my own

Things not to say when your married.


"How long have you been here?"

"My mom does the same thing."

"You're dressed like you are going to the library."

"Wait... I thought you did the dishes"

"Show me what split ends look like"

"How long did it say to cook this?"

"I've been thinking about something else the whole time"

"I didnt even think to call you."